madly-in-smithereens:

benedicts-doublechins:

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

DATE HIM


diamondsdroog:

getting into something and having no one to talk to about it

image

(Source: russcoon)


ilovelecter:

shout out to the people who ship their ships quietly and happily and can laugh about it and don’t start shit with anybody about it (◡‿◡✿) 


phan-you-not:

benfoldsone:

tardisity:

Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

ITS A METAPHOR

THIS HAS GOTTA STOP


(Source: 9gagyourself)


sirdanielhowell:

all hail jack barakat’s and alex gaskarth’s eyebrow game



arrogant boy, cause a scene like you’re supposed to. they’ll fall asleep without you. you’re lucky if your memory remains.  ♦

arrogant boy, cause a scene like you’re supposed to. they’ll fall asleep without you. you’re lucky if your memory remains. 

(Source: carapherxelia)


bruuke:

only a small fee of £270.00 to buy fucking saggy poop pants. give the stylish illusion that you are wearing a dirty diaper while on the jog

bruuke:

only a small fee of £270.00 to buy fucking saggy poop pants. give the stylish illusion that you are wearing a dirty diaper while on the jog


inkstains-and-ennui:

operativesurprise:

iamtiffanyk:

draumbouy:

*whispers* bumper desks

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.

NO THESE THINGS SUCK. UCONN GOT THEM IN THE NEW BUILDING THEY ARE SATAN’S LITTLE CHARIOTS OF FAILED POTENTIAL

"Satan’s little chariots of failed potential." 
I laughed so hard I started crying

inkstains-and-ennui:

operativesurprise:

iamtiffanyk:

draumbouy:

*whispers* bumper desks

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.

NO THESE THINGS SUCK. UCONN GOT THEM IN THE NEW BUILDING THEY ARE SATAN’S LITTLE CHARIOTS OF FAILED POTENTIAL

"Satan’s little chariots of failed potential." 

I laughed so hard I started crying


I wasn’t bullied in high school, I was just ignored
Gerard Way (via indieveins)

daleyprophet:

sometimes i’m reading a book and i think the characters are in room but then i read the next paragraph and they are sitting in a tree in alabama and i need to change the whole scenario in my head 


omglobitsalex:

THESE ARE SO GREAT

(Source: koolroffenvena)


ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo


thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 


jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck